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Van Van Hair Conditioner
This ain’t just about soft hair—this is spiritual hair care. Our Van Van Hair Conditioner is rooted in the powerful traditions of Hoodoo, crafted to condition and detangle while cleansing the spiritual head. Infused with lemongrass, vetiver, citronella, and Uncle Brandon’s personal Van Van formula, this blend is made to shift crossed conditions, attract good fortune, and keep your crown clear and protected.
Use after shampooing to restore shine, ease combing, and elevate your spiritual hygiene. Whether you’re preparing for serious work, refreshing your aura, or just want to walk in your power, this conditioner works on both the seen and unseen.
🟡 Disclaimer:
• For external use only.
• Avoid contact with eyes.
• Keep out of reach of children and pets.
• If tingling, irritation, or redness occurs, discontinue use immediately.
• This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
• Not evaluated or approved by the FDA.
Sold as curio
Van Van Hair Conditioner
This ain’t just about soft hair—this is spiritual hair care. Our Van Van Hair Conditioner is rooted in the powerful traditions of Hoodoo, crafted to condition and detangle while cleansing the spiritual head. Infused with lemongrass, vetiver, citronella, and Uncle Brandon’s personal Van Van formula, this blend is made to shift crossed conditions, attract good fortune, and keep your crown clear and protected.
Use after shampooing to restore shine, ease combing, and elevate your spiritual hygiene. Whether you’re preparing for serious work, refreshing your aura, or just want to walk in your power, this conditioner works on both the seen and unseen.
🟡 Disclaimer:
• For external use only.
• Avoid contact with eyes.
• Keep out of reach of children and pets.
• If tingling, irritation, or redness occurs, discontinue use immediately.
• This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
• Not evaluated or approved by the FDA.
Sold as curio